Similarly, one good pie seems to override the common sense that pies in general are trash. It¡¯s a deception to posture otherwise. They don¡¯t taste good. There¡¯s too much going on with them. They¡¯re messy. And even worse, they look bad. They look like the Lord of the Rings: Battle of the Five Armies dwarves of pastry foods.
It¡¯s redundant but important to repeat this: cakes are delicious. Just thinking of them now fills me with joy. They are the epitome of what a dessert should be. The shining example to the imposters. Everything, every food, event or injury, is made better or is healed when a cake is part of the equation.
They are simply the best.
When Bobby Valastro was arrested back in 2014, he didn¡¯t try to argue his way out by referencing his community work or by apologizing. He said ¡°You can’t arrest me! I’m the Cake Boss.¡± Because cakes mean something in this world.
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Authentic Womens Julius Peppers Jersey Now, if there was no cake available and he absolutely had to eat a pie to stave off starvation, then fine. That¡¯s an understandable situation, though it still leaves a bad taste in one¡¯s mouth. Pies should be a last resort in a desperate situation. They¡¯re what you eat when you can no longer sleep off the hunger.
That might be a bit hyperbolic, but that¡¯s how awful pies look when compared to cakes. When they¡¯re held up to closer inspection, when compared to the light that is the cake, pies don¡¯t cool off, they crumble. They¡¯re shown to be nothing more than a distasteful and crude collage of ingredients, packed and packaged as something better than it really is. Used as the title of songs by the likes of Bob Dylan ¡ªwho definitely should have not won that Nobel Prize¡ª Don Mclean, The Beatles, and James Taylor.
All to no avail because no amount of propaganda can change the nature of pies. They¡¯re bad.